preposterous’s posterous

Years ago back in 2002 I needed a new computer. At that time I wasn't building computers; I was a software geekette, and I was still learning about hardware. My old 233MHz Cyrix processor on a PC Chips PC100 motherboard  was becoming  too slow even for Windows 98. I wanted to move up to Windows XP; but wasn't happy about trying it on my existing system.

Like I said; I wasn't a hardware geekette, but I knew what to look out for; so I did the usual British thing and headed for the PC World store.

I parked outside in their car park and entered the store through the plush sliding automatic doors; went to the back of the store, and started looking at what they had to offer. It wasn't that bad; but I only had a choice of around 15 different computers; each with its own special deal.

I felt eyes on me and noticed a salesman hovering not far away pretending to dust a shelf. I wandered over to the pre-SP2 stacks of Windows XP Professional CDs: £99! - Extortion! I was going to have to cut a deal here.

To cut a long story short I left the store that day with a computer made by Medion, running a 2.8GHz 1st generation P4, (A cutting-edge processor at the time.) 512MB RAM, (Standard at the time was 250 to 512MB) and 32MB onboard graphics. (Again standard for the time 32-64MB) I also had a ton of crap freebie software thrown in, and the tower came with a wheel-mouse, reasonable stereo speakers, ( - Which I still posses.) OK keyboard, Canon inkjet printer - Which I got them to upgrade from the cheap-looking Hewlett-Packard printer that originally came with the deal, and a free Windows XP Professional CD.

How I got that free was a bit of a crafty deal: You see PC World stores in the UK make a huge percentage of their money selling warranties on their goods and earning from the commissions from that; and therefore the salesman wasn't going to let me get away without buying one. (All their customers complain about the warranty that they're virtually forced to buy with their new computer, and which usually costs around as much again; but still they keep going back to them like wasps to a jamjar.) I cut a deal in which I agreed to buy the 5-year-warranty that they were pushing on me on condition that they gave me a better printer than the one in the bundle, and that they threw in a free XP Professional CD. I was trying to get their top-price scanner free with the deal too; but I had to drop that in compromise.

I was happy at the time, except that the box was the wrong colour and I'd had to give up the chance of a model with 64MB onboard graphics to get the model with the printer in the bundle. 2 years later, and with the price of RAM still high, I wanted to upgrade to 1GB RAM and found that there were 2 x 250MB sticks already in the box; which meant I'd have to replace rather than fit 2 more as there were only 2 slots. I also wanted to upgrade to 128MB graphics and did that instead with a Radeon PCI graphics card. I also wanted to upgrade the CPU to the latest 3.06MB P4 with hyperthreading; but that was out of the question.

2006, and I'd just finished my electronics course and gained 2 certificates. I'd also killed two birds with one stone by messing about with computer hardware/software in the computer course classroom which was adjacent to the electronics lab; much to the tutor's annoyance, as he had to keep coming over and getting me to attend his impromptu lectures. - You could therefore say that I was trained in computer hardware also; although without a certificate.

By this time my computer was in its old age and was starting to show it; although I'd kept it going reasonably well. I was in a mind to attempt my first full-build - I had the know-how; I just needed the parts. The immediate objective; though, was flashing the BIOS on my existing box: I'd done it before on that box, and I'd done it a number of times at college; all successfully. This BIOS flash didn't go to plan however: A power-spike during the process - I was economising by not having a UPS in-circuit - fried the BIOS chip: All I got from it was a blank screen and a continuous beep...And it was a week before Christmas too! I phoned the warranty company and got a number unobtainable tone. PC World informed me that the warranty company had gone out of business and that the company that had taken over were now closed until the New Year. - I couldn't wait until then for a computer. I know; I'll build my own: I'd bought a book from PC Mech that covered everything. In case I'd missed something or did something wrong I'd have that concise manual to put me right. I need components. I'll make a list: Just in case I've missed something there - It is my first full-build after all - I'll check with the book I bought mail-order off the internet from PC Mech ... Let's have a look...Blimey they cover everything in here: Windows 95 to Windows XP, Linux, the lot... OK I have listed everything - Good. Now to order. Oh my god everywhere's shut early for Xmas! PC World will be open but will charge me a fortune...

Panic mode: I grabbed the telephone directory and ordered a machine to be custom-built for me before Xmas from a firm I'd never heard of. I did that and the custom-built computer arrived in 2 days; it worked, and I used it until April - When the PSU exploded!

Fortunately I'd already made my first build by then; checking everything from the book I'd ordered from PC Mech just to make sure I hadn't missed anything. I post-mortem' d the blown PC and found that the company I'd employed had used all cheap components, the wrong components, (e.g. A 32-bit single-cored Sempron CPU rather than the 64-bit dual-cored Athlon I'd asked for...) and built it badly - so I started legal action against the fairly-local English bodger-company; but that's a totally different story.

Actually to be honest I needn't have bothered with the computer room at college had I ordered that book earlier: It was just like a computer course in its own right: In fact I'd go so far as to say that it was more concise than the college course, and everything was well written and easy to understand - Honestly even a beginner without any computer experience whatsoever could use it to teach them how to build their own.

That really pissed me off; because I'd seen it advertised a I think it was the year before I went to college; maybe even before that; but I'd thought 'Oh; it's just another American net-profits person flogging more cyber-junk': I thought I'd find that's part 1 which I'd bought at a discount, and I'd have to buy all subsequent parts and join a get-rich-quick scheme to continue to receive the other instalments: Oh how wrong I was! I so wish that I hadn't been so pessimistic and that I'd bought it then and there. It would have saved me time, money, and hassle.

Well I did it all arse-about-face and I paid the price - Literally in some respects; all because I was too cynical and didn't think that the book was worth buying - I mean it doesn't exactly cost a fortune either; but miss tight here was just procrastinating to save a few £s; and yet it cost me a few £s more maybe: False economy.

I don't want to say which book it is after all that: I mean if I do and you buy it then you could end up knowing as much as I do and that'll put me at a disadvantage. Having said that; I kept my money to myself and ended up losing; so if I were to keep my knowledge to myself then would I end up losing also? probably knowing my luck.

I've been churning it over in my mind for some time whether to let the cat out of the bag; but look what procrastination did before; see above.

Which company and/or its staff/owner have I mentioned more in this blog than any other? Apple. - Well almost; but in a slightly derogatory way. No; PC Mech. Why? Because I have experience of PC Mech and I know that I always get a good deal out of them: that's why I have a membership with PC Mech, like quite a few others also do.

I'm in England; PC Mech are in America. If I were in any way dissatisfied with their service I'm hardly likely to be able to drive over to their office and have a go at them am I? - Oh believe me more than one English company has had a piece of my mind in the past. No; it's a matter of trust. What more needs to be said?

So no further procrastination. If you make a fortune out of what I share with you then I want half; all right? Like I'll get it eh? Well you're going to find out one way or another; so I suppose 'better from me than someone else. Scroll down.

Either you want to find out which book it is or you don't. If you do then scroll down. Of course; if you don't want to custom-build a PC for yourself - ever - then there's no point: Thanks for reading.

- I've had to do some work typing this lot you know; so it's not going to hurt you to do a tiny bit yourself. Keep scrolling...

Keep going: Remember; it's a matter of trust...

Thank you!

If you've bothered to scroll all the way down here then you're either interested to know more or you're as crazy as me. Whichever is the case you're about to get what I said you'd get.

In fact I'm not only going to tell you the name of the book; I'm also going to give you a link to a bit more information and the point of purchase. I've procrastinated to this point, and now I'm no longer doing so: The knowledge can be yours.

- All you have to do is click on the ad, no more than that.

What; you've come all this way and you're wondering whether you should? Oh give me a break!

OK; If you're determined to make the same mistake as me and continue procrastinating until you miss your chance then this link will get you out of here.

- Otherwise there's a square-ish bluey thing below to click on:-

Happy building!